Friday, March 7, 2014

A Letter to Mr. Lego

My latest Flywheel Writing Assignment: Letter Writing


Dear Mr. Lego,

I have so many things to say to you it’s hard to know where to begin.  You’ve been putting out Legos for a long time now.   You’ve gone from a tub of colorful assortment of blocks to now entire cities with intricate tiny pieces.  I’m sure you started as a nice person just wanting to help little boys and little girls learn how to build and use their imaginations.  At what point did all of the accolades go to your head?  When did you start thinking…you know I can make Legos that have themes for movies and Legos that only go with each other so poor moms have to buy separate sets when a few pieces are lost?  We know you’ve made a lot of money doing this, haven’t you? It’s obvious with your flashy “Lego” stores and now your new “Lego Movie.” 

You want us to believe that you are family friendly kind of guy just making family friendly toys.  We know the truth and we know what your plan is.  You’ve sucked in the children.  We moms spend hours looking for that one “tiny” helmet that some tiny policeman Lego can’t live without.  We’ve been tired and our backs have hurt when we’ve looked through couches and under tables to find that tiny wheel that only goes with that one motorcycle. 

You have made Lego sets for babies, for toddlers, for girls, for boys and you’ve even sucked in our husbands.  You knew that these dads would be putty in your hands when you created Star Wars Lego sets that would take too much time and frustration to put together.

I want you to know there will be a day when us moms will get sick of it all and throw them all away.  Yes, every itty-bitty piece.  There will be crying and gnashing of teeth but we’ll do it anyway because were fed up.  We’re fed up with the pain of stepping on one of your “harmless” pieces in the middle of the night.  We’re tired of consoling little children when something goes missing.  We’re sick of it and a day is coming that Legos will be no more.  We hope you have a back up plan for another day job and if you don’t get ready because we moms are strong; we don’t give up easy and we’re ready to win our houses back.

Sincerely,

Mom’s Who Are Sick of the Piles of Toys

Anti-Lego League


1 comment:

  1. Ha! Stepping on Legos is the worst. I refuse to buy anything smaller than the Duplos because I don't want those itty bitty pieces. Maybe I can keep the boys in the dark about those other sizes.....:)

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